CUSTOMER: Who's that, then?
CART MASTER: I dunno. Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
CART MASTER: He hasn't got shit all over him.
Goldilocks and the 3 Bears
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Let's pick up the story in roughly the middle of the action.
... Goldilocks first sampled Papa Bear's porridge, "Holy shit, that's hot,"
she cried, toss...
2 years ago
I didn't vote for him.
ReplyDelete(skipping ahead)
Look, strange tarts laying in lakes distributing swords is no basis for a government.
Be quiet!
ReplyDeletecome and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! help! I'm being repressed.
ReplyDeleteShut up!
ReplyDeleteBloody peasant!
Come on, patsy!