It's starting to simmer a little at UNL.
It's not unlike the name calling at local school playgrounds. You know...Billy is a wus, and "Tommy is a crusty old fart" kind of thing.
But Callahan says that we've got it all wrong.
With a script prepared for him with the assistance of the UNL forensics team, he attempted to assuage the situation while paying tribute to his new AD by releasing the following statement:
"Crazy, but thats how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe its not to late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate...
I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Heirs of a cold war
Thats what we've become
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair
Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train"
Goldilocks and the 3 Bears
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Let's pick up the story in roughly the middle of the action.
... Goldilocks first sampled Papa Bear's porridge, "Holy shit, that's hot,"
she cried, toss...
2 years ago
You could call me Dennis.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you were called Dennis.
Didn't bother to ask now, did you?
And actually ... replace fart with another word that starts with F. Sho nuff.
Fook, I didn't know you were called Dennis.
ReplyDeleteI'd use "fook" more often, but it only seems authentic coming from your blog.
I inherently distrust plagiarists.
I've never fabricated or plagiarized anything.
That's a good stance to take. I've never, ever taken anything from anywhere, including ideas or other intellectual property. I think the lack of intellectual property on my blog is proof enough of that point.
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