Thursday, July 23, 2009

Brady's Got His Groove \ Ride Back


Dude! Where's My Car Bike?!?

That was my reaction as I went to unlock my bicycle from the rack in front of the downtown Omaha public library on 15th and Douglas last Friday afternoon. Dazed and Confused I stood in the afternoon sun, amidst gin & tonic fumes and live jazz drifting from the open bar at Sullivan's Steak House across the street, pondering the whereabouts of my powder-coated yellow bicycle, affectionately known as Old Yeller. Apparently, it had been stolen.

Thus began Pee-Wee's Brady's Big Adventure.


Like Pee-Wee, I was without my favorite bicycle, wandering aimlessly around downtown Omaha and Council Bluffs' pawn shops, second hand stores and homeless shelters. While I never saw large Marge, I did see meet some interesting folks and saw some previously unknown shanty towns down by the river. And like Pee-Wee's happy ending (the former, not the --um-- latter), my efforts were not in vain:

Old Yeller Has Been Recovered!

How to Get Your Stolen Bike Back:
1) Record your bike's Serial number. DO IT NOW. The serial number is stamped on the frame beneath your crank. I did this two years ago when my neighbor's bike was stolen. Why? Pawn shops are required to file the serial numbers with the Police Pawn Unit before they can sell any merchandise. Your serial number is the best way to identify your bike in the police report.

2) Act Quickly: File a Police report. The Police will want your bike's serial number. Also file an on-line Bike theft report at Bikewise. (Thanks for posting that, Scott!)

3) Use Social Networking: Twitter, Facebook, blogs, e-bulletin boards, craigslist. Get the word out!

4) Create & Post fliers on bulletin boards of businesses in the vicinity of the theft, in local bike shops, pawn and second hand shops. A cash reward does a lot toward motivation.

5) Hit the Bricks: Get out and talk to people. Over my lunch hour this past week, I personally handed out dozens of fliers to people around the library and Gene Lehey mall to gather local intelligence. Apparently, there's a cache of stolen bikes down by the river. This needs following up on.

I did all of the above and was fortunate enough to receive word today that my bike is being held at Sols pawn shop on 16th and Cass.

In the end, it was a tip called in from an unknown guy named Rob who acted on the flier he saw posted at the DT Jimmy Johns. Rob said that he saw Old Yeller being walked into Sol's Pawn shop on 16th and Cass on the day it was stolen. Though skeptical, I followed up with Sol's today and discovered that it was indeed in their inventory waiting to be processed.

I was shocked! In fact, I am in as much in shock for its recovery as I was in its original theft.

Lessons Learned

  • Kevlar cables can be cut with a serrated knife (homeless person's tip). A kryptonite U-Lock offers the best security to lock your bike.
  • Police Pawn unit shares a database of serial numbers between Nebraska and Iowa.
  • Pawn shops typically take two weeks to process new inventory serial numbers with police
  • Pawn shops thumb print and ID all sellers of merchandise. Thefts over $500 are felonies.
  • Sols pawn shop was very helpful throughout the ordeal. From the first visit to the shop, to when the bike was identified by store rep Mike, they were very professional and courteous to assist recovery.
What happens next is that the Omaha Police pawn unit releases the bike in the form of letters mailed to me and the pawn shop holding the bike. That and the $20 processing fee will bring Old Yeller back in my possession soon.

Whew! What an adventure!

Old Yeller's back, baby! Look for the patented sprint lead-outs from that guy on the Neutral Service bike again soon!

15 comments:

Scott Redd said...

Well played, Brady. That's awesome to hear a sweet ending to the whole ordeal.

It sucks you have to pay to get it back, but at least there's a system in place to handle these situations. Also, you didn't have to go all the way to the Alamo to look for it. :)

Thanks for posting what you've learned. I think it helps for us all to know how it works.

I hope they nail this guy to the wall. For punishment, they should make him ride Easy Friday with you. he'd be begging for mercy.

I'll update the Bikewise case to reflect the recovery.

Biker Bob said...

Way cool that you found. Great tips too.

I'm impressed with the amount of effort and organization you managed to facilitate recovery.

fredcube said...

That might be some of the best photoshop work I've ever seen.

A said...

Got a special going on case-hardened security chains (Austrian made) w/ Monobloc padlock (ABUS, German lock co. Thirty five bucks, delivered via US Postal Priority Mail. Includes Decal Kit.

http://www.bikeregistry.com/estore/product_info.php?products_id=54&osCsid=eff9ea04dd6be4df3693315d27d8c93a

Scott Redd said...

To Fred's comment, I totally missed that. I didn't even notice that Brady had, rather crudely, pasted his face onto the body of Marc Almond.

And to A's comment. Hmm, relevant comment spam? Not sure what I think about that. It does look like a good deal, though. The videos are a nice demo.

brady said...

Scott: Your encouragement helped me get going on this. Thanks for the head start on bikewatch and tweets on OmahaCyclist.

Bob: Once I got going, it wasn't that much. A blog post doubled as the flier that I posted downtown. Once I hit the street, I was motivated to find it. In fact, I told Katherine that I had a feeling I'd recover the bike as I walked out of Sols Pawn on L Street on Monday.

Fred: Bill Gates gave up improving MSPaint.exe when he saw the quality of stained glass windows pictures I can create with this fine tool.

A: Wow! Case-hardened Austrian chains at only $35? I've got 100 people wanting to buy! Even better, I've up-sold to $50/ea. But since I'm not from Australia, I cannot buy directly. Hence, A checque for $5K is in the mail. When you receive it, please cash and immediately wire me 1O% ($500.00) for our partnership. It's been a pleasure doing business with you!

Shim said...

OK Dude, after you pick it up and Sol's makes you repay them for the amount they paid the slug for it let me know how you feel about them. Oh by the way they only take cash.

brady said...

Although I'd rather it not happen at all, paying $20 to get the bike out of hoc is a pittance compared to its replacement.

'sides, my boy 'A' from Botany Bay is gonna earn it all back and then some... so pay up your fitty and shuddup a your face.

The Lucas said...

In your honor and celebration, I ate 5 donuts. Congrats on getting that hunk of love metal back!
You had a kevlar chain on your bike? That shit barely stops bullets let alone someone with a hankering from booze, meth and shopping carts. Yeller got lucky. Good job mango.

murphini said...

um....you still want me to find the cat(s) that done stole the bike and get all medievel on them and quote some Ezikiel before a pop a few caps in their a$$es?

tornado said...

murphini,

Thats the kind of action we need. If all the cyclists stick together to help find stolen bikes, and or the followup murphini suggested. The dirtbags would think twice about stealing them.

Emily said...

Awesome!
I'm so happy!
When Scott (Dad) told me Old Yeller was stolen, I was like "They cut the cable?"
:D

brady said...

Lucas: donuts are your kryptonite. Keep celebrating, especially when we race each other.

Murphini and Tonado: As LA says, it's not about the bike (but your enthusiasm is noted).

Welcome to Steel-cut and thanks for the sentiments, Emily. Well, Ok, I admit, Old Yeller is more than just a bike...

Steve B said...

May I ask specifically what kind of cable you used? Do you have any pictures of it cut? (Aside from cycling I pick locks as a hobby and as such am interested) Assuming you are using something different now, what did you get?

By the way, saw the article in the paper today and decided to stop in. Excellent photo!

Nate Keeler said...

I heard you found yer bike, man. Cool. I hate when I lose my bike. Then I hafta steel another one. LOL!! ROTFLMBO!