tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3102685661617062574.post4261061962697540746..comments2023-08-30T09:57:31.058-05:00Comments on Wholesome, Steel-Cut Goodness: Vampire Threat Level: DANGERbradyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12422901243969548083noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3102685661617062574.post-9482672922360015482012-05-25T13:52:02.798-05:002012-05-25T13:52:02.798-05:00Carl paused. The knock was from the front door. Mu...Carl paused. The knock was from the front door. <i>Muss be dose neighbor kids sellin' candy, mmm hmm.</i> Carl wasn't going to be swayed. His mind was ham.<br /><br />-- KNOCK KNOCK --<br /><br />"Go AWAY!" yelled Carl. He adjusted the worn coverall strap over his shoulder and took another step toward the back door.<br /><br />-- KNOCK KNOCK! --<br /><br />"Come back later! I don't want no candy. <i>I'm gonna eat me some pig, mmm hmmm. Dats gonna be sweet meat. mmm hmmm</i>" Carl called out defiantly.<br /><br />-- KNOCK KNOCK!! --<br /><br />"It's Shim" came the voice from behind the front door.<br /><br />"Shim?" Carl was intrigued. Shim rarely got up at the crack of dawn. He headed toward the front door. Placing his hand on the handle, he turned it slowly while saying, "What do you want?"<br /><br />Shim kicked open the door suddenly. He had a crazed, ravaged look in his eye. His movements were urgent.<br /><br />"It was the UP taco truck lunch ride! I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT. BADLY! AHH!"<br /><br /><i>Shim winces</i><br /><br />Hey Carl -- you <a href="http://steel-cut.blogspot.com/2012/05/got-any-paper.html" rel="nofollow">GOT ANY PAPER</a>?!?"<br /><br />--//--<br /><br />Sorry, buddy. This time you're out of luck. Shit out of luck, as they say.<br /><br />Looks like you won't have any trouble finding any <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iPdxFW5CPvA/T7_Miu_g94I/AAAAAAAAJds/xnFxyHhiSoM/s1600/GotAnyPap3r.jpg" rel="nofollow">leaves</a>.<br>bradyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12422901243969548083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3102685661617062574.post-70407287542728390412012-05-25T09:33:28.333-05:002012-05-25T09:33:28.333-05:00Seriously. Cat scratch. Painful. Really? Weird...Seriously. Cat scratch. Painful. Really? Weird.Flintstone R Cubehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09534736994621915569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3102685661617062574.post-84078236958306680722012-05-25T08:15:22.499-05:002012-05-25T08:15:22.499-05:00Was the trip around the interwebs worth it?
Yes. ...Was the trip around the interwebs worth it?<br /><br />Yes. Yes, it was.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05133563024500080893noreply@blogger.com